They might be cartoons, but that doesn’t mean this isn’t a serious choice. Who would you marry, date or dump from the Peanuts comic. I chose Charlie Brown, Linus, and Schroeder. But if you have strong feelings/opinions about Pig Pen or Snoopy, or you want to do the girls instead (Lucy, Sally, and the little red-headed girl perhaps?) feel free to make substitutions in the comments!
Alison Doherty 
friends with all three – no marriage or date material here, and dumping would just be cruel
I’d marry Linus (he’d be comforting in a crisis, and after living with Lucy he knows when to shut up!) date Schroeder (everything would be great until I realized he would never look at me the same way he looks at his piano) and… dump Charlie Brown, because I’m apparently just as heartless as everyone else in the comic.
I love Linus, and thus would marry him. Could take him anywhere, he understands so many things, and he blushes cutely. I suspect Shroeder would be the guy I dated in college-that one who I thought was so cool and we had a great time lounging around feeling superior, but then he’s pretty boring. On the plus side, it’d be the easiest breakup ever. I’d dump Charlie Brown since I think he’d drive me to distraction with whining. Even if I made him happy, his ecstasies over the little red-headed girl lead me to believe he’d never actually pay me any attention.
If I use substitutions, I’d leave Shroeder out, too and date Snoopy. That’d be fun times.
I would probably marry Schroeder, date Linus and dump Charlie Brown. But I don’t really have strong reasons for any of my decisions and could be convinced that I should marry, date or dump any one of them.