Oh hi friends. Here are three writers whose sentences had the power to make me weak at the knees. Let us know in the comments who you would marry date a dump. Gold stars for anyone who tells us why!
Marry Date or Dump: American Modernists
Reader, Writer, & Writing Teacher
Alison Doherty 
date, date, date – variety is the spice of life – no marriage in any of these cases–so dump, dump, dump afting dating, dating, dating
Marry Faulkner, I think.
Date Scott. Ohh, I would date the hell out of Scott. But you don’t want to commit to that. The social climbing would drive me bonkers after a while.
Dump Hemingway. He would probably dump me eventually anyway, might as well beat him to it.
Clearly dump Hemingway.
Probably date Fitzgerald. He might be fun.
Probably marry Faulkner. Last man out.