Merry Christmas friends! Whether today means presents and fir trees, Chinese food and movies, or a day off work – I hope everyone is having a fantastic Tuesday. You may or may not believe. He may or may not bring you presents. But I’m sure you have an opinion of the cherry-cheeked man in a red suit. Which Santa from pop culture would you marry, date and dump. I’ve listed some of my personal favorites below, but feel free to choose your own options.
Alison Doherty 
Marry 34th St Kris Kringle because he is kind. Date Scott Calvin because he is adventurous. Dump KK from Santa Claus is coming to town because he is creepy!
Marry Kris from Santa Claus is Coming to Town, because I’ve always kind of fantasized about that gorgeous winter wedding he and his wife have in that special (is that weird?) Date Scott, he’s a successful dude, could have some good dates in that relationship, dump Kris from 34th, I worked at Macy’s and love that movie, but having worked there, could never survive someone who willingly, even to bring the Christmas spirit to a sad single mom and her daughter would work there during Christmas time, because it’s an evil terrible place…
I would marry the Santa Claus from “The Snowman” because he seems the most warm and caring. Plus, I’d get to party with all the snowmen! Date Santa Claus from “Rise of the Guardians.” That’d be a great time and, like everyone else, I love the sleigh. It seems mean to just pick out one Santa to dump since I’m picking my own Santas anyhow, so I’ll stop here.
Marry – Santa Claus is coming to Town – Date Scott – Dump 34th street – he is too old.
ohmygosh i’m laughing out loud. scott calvin is my favorite for sure.
(must be the onesie)
You are cracking me up! I’m glad you enjoyed this post!
Yes! Finally something about Calgary Counsellor.