Happy (cyber) Monday! I was feeling a little nostalgic for Harry Potter this morning. Maybe the holidays will be the perfect time to reread the books. Anyways, for todays marry, date or dump I decided to give you the options between all the Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts professors as your options. I know most you don’t need directions by now, but for any new comers list who you would marry, who you would date and who you would dump in the comments. I have a feeling it’s going to be a Remus Lupin landslide … but who knows? I’ve been mistaken before.Professor Quirrel. Professor Gilderoy Lockhart. Professor Remus Lupin. Professor Alastor Moody. Professor Dolores Umbridge. Professor Severus Snape.