Marry, Date or Dump: Defense Against the Dark Arts Professors

frabz-became-defence-against-the-dark-arts-teacher-at-hogwarts-not-dea-2678b8Happy (cyber) Monday! I was feeling a little nostalgic for Harry Potter this morning. Maybe the holidays will be the perfect time to reread the books. Anyways, for todays marry, date or dump I decided to give you the options between all the Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts professors as your options. I know most you don’t need directions by now, but for any new comers list who you would marry, who you would date and who you would dump in the comments. I have a feeling it’s going to be a Remus Lupin landslide … but who knows? I’ve been mistaken before.2013 - 1Professor Quirrel. Professor Gilderoy Lockhart. Professor Remus Lupin. Professor Alastor Moody. Professor Dolores Umbridge. Professor Severus Snape.

23 thoughts on “Marry, Date or Dump: Defense Against the Dark Arts Professors

  1. Ok, I debated a while because I hate to be predictable but I guess it is marry Remus Lupin ( your only other choice is Mad Eye IMHO) Date Gilderoy Lockhart and Dump Dolores Umbridge.

    I think the right person could make a convincing case for marrying Severus Snape but I can’t get past the hair.

  2. I would marry Remus in a heartbeat, even though he has that werewolf thing going on. Umbridge and Quirrel should be dumped like old garbage. Lockhart’s too full of himself.

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