Happy (cyber) Monday! I was feeling a little nostalgic for Harry Potter this morning. Maybe the holidays will be the perfect time to reread the books. Anyways, for todays marry, date or dump I decided to give you the options between all the Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts professors as your options. I know most you don’t need directions by now, but for any new comers list who you would marry, who you would date and who you would dump in the comments. I have a feeling it’s going to be a Remus Lupin landslide … but who knows? I’ve been mistaken before.
Professor Quirrel. Professor Gilderoy Lockhart. Professor Remus Lupin. Professor Alastor Moody. Professor Dolores Umbridge. Professor Severus Snape.
Marry, Date or Dump: Defense Against the Dark Arts Professors
Alison Doherty 
Ok, I debated a while because I hate to be predictable but I guess it is marry Remus Lupin ( your only other choice is Mad Eye IMHO) Date Gilderoy Lockhart and Dump Dolores Umbridge.
I think the right person could make a convincing case for marrying Severus Snape but I can’t get past the hair.
I think this is what I would do. Might date mad eye (or snape) but agree with you about the hair … also never really got beyond him being the bad guy.
PROFESSOR SNAPE- REALLY QUITE AN ATTRACTIVE GUY WHEN HE DOES NOT PLAY THIS PART — I AM NOT SHOUTING, JUST TOO LAZY TO UNLOCK THE CAPITAL THINGY
Haha! True the actor is very attractive in other roles.
Marry Remus, date Severus (once), dump Dolores.
Your qualification of once made me laugh out loud.
Marry Lupin, date Mad-Eye (back when he was just starting as an auror and was more of a softy, I’d imagine), DUMP UMBRIDGE.
Agree with the shouty capitals on dumping umbridge. Is there any other option? She is definitely my least favorite character in the series.
I would marry Remus in a heartbeat, even though he has that werewolf thing going on. Umbridge and Quirrel should be dumped like old garbage. Lockhart’s too full of himself.
Yeah, I don’t see any choice really but to marry Remus. He’s one of my favorite characters in the books. Thanks for playing!
Marry Lupin (duhhh)
Date Snape
Dump the rest 😛
I feel mixed about dating Snape, but couldn’t agree more about Lupin. Werewolf or not, he’s my favorite male of the older set (other than Arthur Weasley).
It’s necessary to marry Remus. I’d totally date Mad-Eye-we would wander around scaring kids and spying on people, it’d be a good time. Dump Umbridge-to the Pit of Despair.
Love the idea of being spies with Mad-Eye! Thanks for commenting.
Marry Snape. Date Lupin. Dump Lockheart…cause I can see him charming me at first but then I get to know him and dump him very quickly.
I was wondering if anyone was going to marry Snape. More power to you!
Difficult choice! Marry Snape or Remus, date Moody and Lockhart (he would remember I’d dated him), dump Quirrel and Umbridge.
I like that you gave yourself two choices for each level!
Definitely marry remus! Date snape and DUMP UMBRIDGE!!! No doubt about dumping her!
Fun! I’m definitely in agreement about marrying Remus … I mean, who else would you choose?
Marry Umbridge!
ahhahhahaha JOKING
Marry Remus, because he’s a sweetheart. Date Mad-Eye. Dump the rest.
Whoa. You had me worried for a minute.