Last year I gave you the option of marry, dating or dumping different Santas, this year we are going further down the food chain to the people who make toys in his workshop: the elves. I haven’t exactly made my mind up yet, but I’m excited to see who you would marry, who you would date, and who you would dump when given the options of Hermie the elf, Elf, and elf on the shelf. Let me know on the comments, and whatever your holiday plans are or what you and your family celebrate I hope you all have a lovely week!
Alison Doherty 
Marry the dentist elf–dentists are expensive and not covered in Canada; can’t stand Will, so dump him; and Elf on a shelf already looks like he has a mate so I had better not date him. Merry, merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to you as well! I think I would also marry Hermey. Especially after getting two fillings this week!
ouch – Happy New Year Alison and my you not have many trips to the dentist in 2014
That is a wish for the new year I can get behind! Thank you!
Merry Christmas! I think I’d marry Hermey, can’t beat the stability of a dentist who’s besties with the star reindeer. Date Buddy, because the running around the New York at Christmas date he takes Jovey on is one of my favorite Rom-Com sequences ever, and dump The Elf on The Shelf because sooo creepy.
I think this is what I would do too! Thanks for commenting!
I’m going to nominate a childhood crush to marry (oh god): Bernard from The Santa Clause. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq052a7C661qgfc5h.jpg He’s the only Christmas Elf for me. (But I would definitely dump Elf on the Shelf because he gives me the creeps, too.)
How could I have forgotten Bernard? He would have made a much better choice than Elf on the Shelf (so creepy!)