Marry Date or Dump: Faun, Minotaur or Centaur

I’m taking a Coursera class on Greek mythology, which might explain this weeks quandry. Half man, half beast – which mythical creatures would you marry date and dump? Answer int the comments section below. Thanks!

Faun (half man, half goat)
Minotaur (half man, half bull)
Centaur (half man, half horse)